In the meantime, we need to invent a "Kid Car." I visualize a big, obnoxious automobile with "TEENAGER DRIVING" plastered on the front, sides, and back. The thing should be a very BRIGHT color...maybe orange or yellow. It needs some HUGE signal lights. Of course, the motor will max-out at 70mph and it would be wired so that cellphones are dysfunctional. As for the radio, well, the speakers can only get so loud.
I need more suggestions.